Mark Twain Quotes

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

Mark Twain

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: author
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910

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MorningBestJobFirstEatFrog

I've never felt any sense of competition with anybody, and we're all friends; we're all good friends.

Jim Henson

GoodCompetitionFriendsGood Friends

People would have a health care insurance policy they can call their own. They could choose one that exactly fits their families' needs and their budgets, be able to take that coverage with them from job to job and be able to fire their insurance company if it doesn't treat them well.

Andrew P. Harris

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I like to be close to water and the ocean, particularly. I love to get out and body surf. I like mountain biking, too.

John McEnroe

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Real love is a pilgrimage. It happens when there is no strategy, but it is very rare because most people are strategists.

Anita Brookner

LoveLove IsPeopleStrategyReal

Judges have to have the humility to recognize that they operate within a system of precedent, shaped by other judges equally striving to live up to the judicial oath.

John Roberts

LiveHumilityStrivingJudgesWithin

I want to do everything. I want to do commercials, endorsements. I want to design.

Smokepurpp

DesignWantEverythingCommercials

I'm not a social retard, but I prefer to go unnoticed.

Tracy Pollan

GoSocialUnnoticedRetardPrefer

One night, I knocked out Mr. T, kicked Cyndi Lauper, chased Dick Clark back to his locker room, and slapped Little Richard.

Roddy Piper

NightBackOutRoomLittleKnocked

Opening up the Capitol dome and giving the public a look at the inner workings of Congress - however messy they may be - certainly won't be pretty. But trust isn't earned by showing off only your Sunday best. The dirty laundry has to be aired, too.

Mike Quigley

TrustBestGivingLookDirtySunday

Yes, a general principle that comes out of research behind Good to Eat is that there are no world religions that have acted to decrease the potential for the nutritional well-being of their followers.

Marvin Harris

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Life and the universe compare to each other like a child and a parent, parent and offspring.

Dimitar Sasselov

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I was the happiest kid ever, but I did choose to live around adults and today, now that I have a kid, I don't know if I would let him do it.

Diego Luna

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