Mark Twain Quotes

American - Author | November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

Mark Twain

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The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'

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MePublicMerely

It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.

Mark Twain

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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

Mark Twain

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Mark Twain

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We are all alike, on the inside.

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It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.

Mark Twain

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

Mark Twain

ManDamnWayGiveOnlyWord

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.

Mark Twain

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Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.

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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Mark Twain

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Mark Twain

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