American - Comedian | September 12, 1967 -
People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.
Louis C. K.
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Life is full of horrible mistakes.
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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
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You can't direct without a good crew.
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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
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For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.
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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
LiveGreatWorldYouSayUseless
Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.
EyesDayI AmRememberEvery DayGo
I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
ExperienceFunYouKnowMoreHappen
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