American - Comedian | September 12, 1967 -
I could never sit down and write jokes.
Louis C. K.
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When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.
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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.
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My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.
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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
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I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
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