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Louis C. K. Quotes

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 12, 1967

Topics

I Am People Start Saying You Well

Occasionally, some sitcoms still stereotype women - the old dragon or the dolly bird - but on the whole we've moved away from that.

Women Bird Old Dragon Stereotype

Circumstances of crimes vary. So do motives. And so do prospects for rehabilitation. The number of imponderables makes it impossible to sentence by formula and still sentence justly.

Impossible Circumstances Motives

My childhood wasn't very happy. It's a long, grim story about being a Jew in a small southern town.

Childhood Happy Small Story Long

Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Life You Out Get Like Depends

Both of my books, 'Love Is a Mix Tape' and 'Talking to Girls About Duran Duran,' are about how music gets tangled up with all our other emotional memories. Since I'm an obsessive music fan, I'm always seeking out new sonic thrills.

Love Music Memories Love Is Talking

I have to stay true to myself.

Myself Stay True True Stay

I am truly blessed to have been a part of the MTV family for so long.

Family I Am Blessed Long Been Part

I am neurotic, but I live with it. I think most people are, anyway.

Live I Am People Think Most I Think

You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home.

Home People Camera You Know Playing

I look at the kids coming out of Yale. They are so intelligent with their careers. I wish I had that.

Wish Look Intelligent I Wish Out

As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football.

Chelsea Handler

Football Me Pictures Always Shirt

If you want to act, do school plays. If they're not there, create them, and the same with local repertory. They are the grounding for a lot of people. Make it happen.

William Kircher

School People Make It Happen You Act

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