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Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I'm a take-no-prisoners type of comic, and I'm lucky because my fans get me and never have a problem with the politically incorrect themes of my act. But I am continually amazed by how a certain section of our society seems to be so freakin' sensitive about jokes.

Lisa Lampanelli

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 19, 1961

Topics

I Am Me Society Problem Lucky Never

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's all. It doesn't guarantee our rights to charity.

Life Happiness Constitution Charity

I feel I grew up in a different century than I live in. I think most of them are changes for the good.

Good Live Think Feel Changes Up

My company is known for being funny as well as moving. You get a bit of everything in these shows. I think people know they're going to have a surprising experience.

Funny Experience People Moving Think

I'm one of those people who really wants to do everything. And if I had enough time, I really would.

Anna Popplewell

Time People Enough Everything Would

Short, successful military adventures are as effective as the Super Bowl in diverting people's attention from unpleasant truths.

People Short Attention Super Bowl

What we need to do, as writers, is find out where our market is and adapt to it. I'm not saying that you follow every trend slavishly, but what you see is that, if there is a sea-change in the way that things are being done, then you account for it.

Saying You Find Adapt Done Way

I'm building a large company.

Building Company Large

'Black Mirror,' I read that, and I had another offer for a movie at the same time that was a bigger movie, an actual film as opposed to TV, but I said, 'No, it has to be Black Mirror.' And it hadn't been sold to Netflix, hadn't gone abroad at that point - but it's just good work - that's all there is to it.

Domhnall Gleeson

Work Good Time Mirror Good Work

Men and women are custodians of this society, and we both decide what's going to happen for our future. I feel that very, very strongly.

Women Future Men Society Feel Going

We could see that he was a charismatic guy who jumps over the moon and is very competitive, but nobody could have predicted what he would become to our culture.

Culture Moon Nobody Become Over See

'Monsters,' everybody has the thought of monsters in your closet as a kid, and more importantly, the idea of becoming a parent. We're always kind of looking for those emotional nuggets. They're always at the heart of the story.

Heart Looking Story Thought Parent

I just came home one day and, in a midlife-crisis sort of way, I told my wife, 'I'm going to run a marathon,' not really understanding what that was. Then I just kind of got into it, and now that I have been running pretty consistently over the past few years, I don't know if it's because I love it or because I hate myself. I just really enjoy it.

Love Home Myself Hate Day Wife

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