Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I think people were just seriously happy to find a funny woman who does comedy like a man. Because I learned how to do comedy from guys, from watching those Dean Martin roasts years ago.

Lisa Lampanelli

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In high school, I was kind of a loner because I had moved to a new school.

Jennie Garth

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From Nike, we buy victory. From Under Armour, we buy protection. From Lululemon, we buy zen. From Patagonia, we buy conservation. From BMW, we buy performance.

Andy Dunn

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I've never had a diamond before, and now I've got a diamond surrounded by other diamonds and diamonds in places where, frankly, you don't need diamonds at all, and I would have been happy with a piece of twine.

Summer Phoenix

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I'm a partner in a company called Helicopter Services and Instruction out of New Jersey.

Treat Williams

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It is really the angling in the media that I do not like. That is how media can be rotten.

Rodrigo Duterte

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There are no worse cliches than southern cliches. They make my skin crawl.

Mary Steenburgen

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Conductors are performers.

Michael Tilson Thomas

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I would expect illegal alien parents to take care of their children. If it means the kids go back home with them, that's what happens. If it means there are legal relatives in the United States that can take care of them, that can happen to. But I believe it's the parents responsibility to take care of the kids.

Mo Brooks

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Traditional Islam is a mixture of all obedience to Allah, and if that requires militancy, so be it.

Deepak Chopra

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The film I had the most fun in was 'Back to the Future Part III.' It had horseback riding, and all that work, all that training, was quite an experience.

Christopher Lloyd

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Your company's most valuable asset is how it is known to its customers.

Brian Tracy

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Like everyone else, I thought Messi was the best player in the world, and to be here with him now is a fantastic honour. It's a great experience watching him in training and in matches... the way he can transform a match is unbelievable.

Philippe Coutinho

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