English - Comedian | February 2, 1931 - June 10, 1993
My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'
Les Dawson
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Despite the fact that feminists say they're not getting a fair deal, women are still very powerful.
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When we were courting, I told my wife: 'I could live in your eyes.' She said: 'You'd be at home; there's a stye in one of them.'
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My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.
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