American - Musician | November 1, 1944 -
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
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A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
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I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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I don't apologize to people with an agenda.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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