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Kinky Friedman Quotes

American - Musician | November 1, 1944 -

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Work Better Musicians Late Done Run

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

Remember Possessive Singular

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Home Job People Traveled Said Never

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

Life Value My Life Important Spirit

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

Truth Colors Never Apologize Here

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

Mirror Same Democrats Guy Admiring

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

Admit Drinking Did Swallow

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.

Back Country Never Movement Leave

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

Roads Texas Want Taxes Property

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

Experience Politics You More Get

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

Believe Texas Design You Look Still

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

Admit Drinking Did Swallow Guinness

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