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Kinky Friedman Quotes

American - Musician | November 1, 1944 -

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

Life Financial Famous Life Is A You

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Enough Long Become Hold Baptist Far

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.

Time You Got Texan

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

First Telephone Be The First Number

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

Teachers System Screwed Getting

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

Bad Anything Legislation Sign Except

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

War Out Oklahoma Keep Us

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

Hair Better You I Can Place Head

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

Women Care Young Old Medicare Too

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.

Heart Way Yes Jesus Both Them

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Think Hell Better Musicians Run

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

Prayer School You Now Right Tell

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