Kinky Friedman Quotes

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

Kinky Friedman

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GodRespectMeLongYouChoice

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

Maya Rudolph

LifeLiveChildrenNightMy Life

Opera needs a major makeover; the large opera houses are too in thrall to their conservative patrons.

Robert Lepage

ConservativeOperaNeedsHousesToo

I get massages almost daily. Sometimes I fall asleep during the massage, but it's very important to have deep-tissue massages because that type recovers muscles best.

Ana Ivanovic

DailyBestFallImportantSometimes

It's a lot of work to sell one thing on the Internet.

Sophia Amoruso

WorkInternetSellOne ThingThing

My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer.

Travis Fimmel

BeerOutWorkingWhiskeyIdea

Now the Kids Classic is one of the major fund-raisers for Children's Hospital. Since we started seven years ago, we've raised more than $1 million for the hospital.

Tom Kite

ChildrenNowMoreClassicHospital

No matter what I do, how much money I make, where I live, or what kind of car I drive, the stuff I skateboard on is the same stuff that every other kid in L.A., every kid in the country, everybody in the world is skateboarding on.

Rob Dyrdek

LiveCarMoneyWorldDriveCountry

Our criteria for deciding what's good and what's bad is very fickle, especially in this country.

Roberta Flack

GoodBadCountryFickleOurVery

I've always been interested in what else is here, what lies beneath.

RuPaul

AlwaysHereBeenLiesInterested

Traditional media brand advertising is 65% to 70% spend; online, it's like 28%. You've got a huge margin.

Ross Levinsohn

AdvertisingBrandMediaYouGot

And I love that even in the toughest moments, when we're all sweating it - when we're worried that the bill won't pass, and it seems like all is lost - Barack never lets himself get distracted by the chatter and the noise. Just like his grandmother, he just keeps getting up and moving forward... with patience and wisdom, and courage and grace.

Michelle Obama

LovePatienceWisdomCourageGrace

I'm an early riser. I work out really hard. I push myself; I get my job done, and at the end of the day, there's a Guinness waiting for me.

Jason Momoa

WorkMyselfDayJobWaitingMe

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