American - Comedian | November 4, 1961 -
My act is based on my life.
Kathy Griffin
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It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
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I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
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That's life when you're on the D-list.
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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
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I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
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Have I gone too far?
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
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Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
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