American - Comedian | November 4, 1961 -
I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone... it's a joke!
Kathy Griffin
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To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.
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I am an outsider looking in, absolutely. You're not going to see me at the Academy Awards 'Vanity Fair' party any time soon. I'm not somebody who, no matter where I go, there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world, and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.
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I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.
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I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.
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