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Kathy Griffin Quotes

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 4, 1961

Topics

Friends You Jokes Darkest Going Who

I've never been cool.

Cool Never Been

The deck has always been stacked against me.

Me Always Against Been Deck Stacked

When my wife gets mad at me, I remind myself that she is much smarter than I am and so I probably deserve it, even if I don't really understand it!

Michael Weatherly

Myself Wife I Am Me Mad Understand

I was really fascinated by some of the things happening with Anonymous, the hackers group. I don't necessarily agree with everything they've done, but I thought it was a really interesting use of technology and the fact that there's a whole group of people who can take over systems and fight things from behind the scenes.

Michelle Gagnon

Technology Fight People Thought Done

I don't need the water to be inspired. My stories inspire me, not the location of where I'm parked. And good thing, since I've had to finish books in airports, in the RV we used to have, the lake house, while on vacation, at home, in the kitchen when my office PC was on the fritz.

Good Home Water Vacation Me Kitchen

People who fundamentally disagree with you politically or socially are not bad people. I can't expect that other side to have compassion for me if I can't put myself in their shoes, too.

Jonathan Van Ness

Shoes Myself Compassion People Me

I think the B-52's were a huge influence on Sleater-Kinney. The way that there'd be a really interesting guitar line that'd be really melodic and kind of simplistic, I really related to that. The sense of melody is really intense and fun. It's not just traditional song structures, but it's very melodic and draws you in, in kind of an immediate way.

Fun Influence Song Think Guitar You

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.

Start Punch Teaching Should How

I don't want to be the dude that you just think about with a crazy suit, talking crap, fighting in these super fights and driving a Rolls-Royce.

Crazy Think Fighting Driving Talking

We are more closely connected to the invisible than to the visible.

Connected More Invisible Than

I think hard drugs are disgusting. But I must say, I think marijuana is pretty lightweight.

Linda McCartney

Think Say Hard Pretty Must I Think

We are really on top of one another at the moment and I think it is amazing how we stay so close. Maybe that's the test. Why not totally put yourself together, rather than always wonder whether you actually like each other?

Linda McCartney

Moment Together Yourself Amazing You

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