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Kathy Griffin Quotes

American - Comedian | November 4, 1961 -

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

Listening Judging Watching Always

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.

Live Challenges Talking You Nobody

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

Stars Humor Sense Of Humor Sense Lot

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

Doing Movies Hard Like TV Period

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

Know Going Stuff Pick Bomb Actually

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

Funny People Tell Something Happens

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

People Feel Desire More I Feel Than

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

Morning Time Challenge Me Help Fame

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

Myself Regret Mouth Say Out Going

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

Live Road Think Entertainment Meal

I love to work. I love doing standup.

Work Love Doing I Love Standup

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.

Celebrity Real Well Jon

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