American - Comedian | November 4, 1961 -
I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
Kathy Griffin
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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
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I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.
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No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.
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Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.
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I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything that resembled that... then I started 'The Groundlings', so I went to a show and it was very much like 'Second City'. I was so impressed that that same night I went backstage and I went up to the funniest person there.
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I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.
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Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
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So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.
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Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
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I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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