Karl Pilkington Quotes

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

Karl Pilkington

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: british
  • Birth: September 23, 1972

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Every time I've been offered a new job, I've automatically said, 'Oh, I don't think you want me for that job.' It's sort of a weird female - or, at least, it is in me - a weird female defense, when, in fact, what you want to do is scream, 'Hooray, I want to do this!'

Joanna Coles

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My nemesis - my downfall, if you will - was relationships, and trying to fulfill them.

Jennifer O'Neill

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I'm used to being cut out of the conference meetings, but now they are cutting us out even before the bill's are written or either the House or Senate Acts.

John Conyers

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I want to create an environment where I can create technology, get it into the hands of someone to market it, and move on to other technologies so I can keep innovating. I want to be a serial entrepreneur: Incubate an idea, get it to a good state, and make that an enabler to get to the next state. It's every researcher's fantasy.

Jefferson Han

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Higher ebook prices only benefit one group: publishers.

Michael A. Stackpole

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I'm constantly tortured, and that's why I say happiness is irrelevant. Happiness is for children and yuppies.

John Zorn

HappinessChildrenSayWhyTortured

I think I used to not know if I could be a good pastor because I think I had some things in mind that I thought were part of being a pastor that don't necessarily have to be.

Trip Lee

GoodMindThinkThoughtKnowThings

I'm sure Bonnie Blair and Dan Jansen think I'm garbage.

Mary Docter

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As a factual matter, as in countries all over the world, technology and business practices have been running faster than legal responses and developments.

Miriam Defensor-Santiago

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When you're young you have no worries, no drama, only your imagination. It's the best!

Devon Werkheiser

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I love comedy, so you want to make them happy, make them laugh.

Delta Burke

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There's not one Tin Pan Alley song on my record.

Branford Marsalis

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