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Josh Billings Quotes

American - Comedian | April 21, 1818 - October 14, 1885

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.

Best Man Things He Ever Does

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

God Thankful People Neighbors Wicked

About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.

Rich Enjoy Poor Difference Suffer

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

Love Love Is Blind Know Said See

There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them.

People Enjoy Trouble Way Never Who

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.

Health Time Fitness People World

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

Travel Yourself Child Go Way Bring

You’d better not know so much, than to know so many things that ain’t so.

Better Know Things Than Much Many

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.

Men Economy Pennies Return Drop Get

Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for words.

Words Ideas Hunting Never Seen Idea

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

Good Home Age Think You Cry

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

Good Hope Achieve Judgment Steal

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