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Josh Billings Quotes

American - Comedian | April 21, 1818 - October 14, 1885

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

Intelligence Nothing Evidence Greater

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

Women Men Lost Got Mourn

I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

Money Next Got Next Thing Some Much

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

Remember Nothing Poor Costs

It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.

Self Know Difficult Only Most Thing

Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.

Man Angels Little Been Than Created

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

Money Man Reputation His Often

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

Best Man Pride Never Temporary Who

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

Woman Influence Powerful She Wants

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

Family Good Woman She Pants Right

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