British - Comedian | September 11, 1971 -
You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.
Johnny Vegas
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With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.
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We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.
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Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
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They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.
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There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource.
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My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.
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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
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If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
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I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
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I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
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