British - Comedian | September 11, 1971 -
I use very few muscles at the best of times.
Johnny Vegas
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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
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I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.
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I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
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Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
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I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.
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I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.
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Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!
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For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
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I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.
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You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.
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Oh, I'm terrible at travel.
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