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Johnny Vegas Quotes

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: September 11, 1971

Topics

Chance You Got Fickle Just Quite

I always was a weird child. My mother told me the story that, in kindergarten, I would come home and tell her about this weird kid in my class who drew only with black crayons and didn't speak to other kids. I talked about it so much that my mother brought it up with the teacher, who said, 'What? That's your son.'

Mother Home Son Teacher Child Me

Writing is something I should have done more of, it's a form of coming home.

Home Writing Done More Coming Home

The relentless pursuit of perfection has been my problem over the years. It's maybe held me back.

Ronnie O'Sullivan

Perfection Me Problem Back Over

If in my youth I had realized that the sustaining splendour of beauty of with which I was in love would one day flood back into my heart, there to ignite a flame that would torture me without end, how gladly would I have put out the light in my eyes.

Love Beauty Heart Eyes Light Day

What is satire if not a marriage of civil disobedience to a laugh track, a potent brew of derision and lack of respect that acts as a nettle sting on the thin skin of the humourless?

Marriage Respect Laugh Skin Satire

Sometimes I have to be careful not to work out too much because then it makes me so hungry.

Work Me Too Much Sometimes Out

I cannot accept violence.

Miriam Margolyes

Violence Accept Cannot

One of the challenges of secularism is that it's not something outside us. In too many instances, secularism has so permeated the church that sometimes it's the frame of reference even for very good people, people who have a strong allegiance to the church.

Good People Challenges Strong Church

The worst thing I've done while sad is sit in defeat. That's very unhealthy. The best thing to do is dust yourself off and try again.

Sad Best Yourself Defeat Done Worst

The Industrial Age is not sustainable. It's not sustainable in ecological terms, and it's not sustainable in human terms.

Age Human Industrial Sustainable

I hated golf when we first started, but a big part of the training process was falling in love with this sport, so I went on tour with the UCLA Team.

Love Training Team Process Golf Big

What you dislike in another take care to correct in yourself.

Yourself Care Take Care You Dislike

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