Johnny Vegas Quotes

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

Johnny Vegas

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: british
  • Birth: September 11, 1971

Topics

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I did a women's movie, and I'm not a woman. I did a gay movie, and I'm not gay. I learned as I went along.

Ang Lee

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Consumers, when they've only got a couple of quid left in their pockets, are choosy about how they want to spend it.

Steve Easterbrook

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I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

Sophia Loren

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One of our problems is our sense of discipline - dancers have an extraordinary sense of self-discipline.

Siobhan Davies

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Libertarians recognize the difference between adults and children, as well as differences between normal adults and adults who are insane or mentally hindered or retarded.

Tom G. Palmer

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Since, however, the reduced surplus value is to be distributed among them in like manner, the modification of their respective parts in the production of surplus value must find expression in a modification of the prices.

Rudolf Hilferding

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You never know whether the subject matter will click with the audience at that particular time. I wish there was a formula, you know, 'That plus that equals success.'

Michelle Yeoh

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I love singing for films because there is a story to the song; it takes you down a new road.

Mohit Chauhan

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A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.

Louis Nizer

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The worst thing is losing because you got tired, because you didn't work hard enough in training. Ugh, that's the worst.

Chuck Liddell

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I want to talk to people that have been through big disappointments, big emotional crises, deep life struggles, and I will learn something from that.

Shania Twain

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I don't wash my hair every day, which may sound gross, but it's actually really bad for my hair.

Selena Gomez

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