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John Mulaney Quotes

American - Comedian | August 26, 1982 -

Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldn't be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it.

Fun Me Saying Opinions Sketch Just

Nick Kroll, A.D. Miles, Chelsea Peretti - those were the people I was always doing open mics with.

People Doing Always Open Miles Were

Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome.

Funny Want First Awesome Point

I've seen most of the major, important shows, but I watch them all at once, like movies, so my TV relationships are still with shows like 'Law And Order: SVU,' 'Shark Tank,' and HGTV.

Law Important Movies Relationships

I don't make plans anymore. So I'm not living minute to minute.

Plans Living Minute Make Anymore

I'm pretty self-critical about everything I've ever done: stand-up, 'SNL.'

Done Everything Pretty Self-Critical

I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it's a terrible show, and then afterward, sometimes people say they really liked it. So turning on the crowd is only going to alienate the few people who might like it. What do I do in that situation? Get through it.

People Think You Situation Sometimes

The difficulty of getting a movie made through a major studio is so extreme that when a movie comes out, everyone should give it four stars because it was accomplished.

Stars Everyone Out Through Give

Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for.

Home Alone Grateful I Am Road Long

I still like to turn on the TV and watch whatever's on.

Turn Whatever Watch Still Like TV

Most open-mic experiences I had were okay.

Okay Experiences Most Were Had

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