John Mulaney Quotes

Most open-mic experiences I had were okay.

John Mulaney

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OkayExperiencesMostWereHad

It's not my style to be thinking about what a record is while I'm making it: I just write songs.

John Darnielle

StyleThinkingWriteJustSongs

I have accused L.B. Management of failing to report to me, and I've told L.B. Management the money is missing, and it could very well be embezzled.

Jeff Greene

MoneyMeManagementMissingWell

I am uncomfortable with Sarah Palin. I have nothing against her. I'll say she's a very talented woman. Yet I think she owes John McCain her gratitude and loyalty.

Ana Navarro

GratitudeLoyaltyWomanI AmThink

I really admire a woman for her intelligence, her personality. Beauty is not enough.

Roberto Cavalli

BeautyPersonalityWomanIntelligence

I am pretty much gluten-free; I barely ever eat bread, and the only dairy I eat is Greek yogurt and goat cheese.

Ronda Rousey

I AmCheeseBreadEatGoatPretty

A part of me understands why a mother is equally proud of all her children, but that little boy inside me just wants my mom to say, out loud but even just to me, 'I'm a little bit prouder of you.'

Lukas Forchhammer

MotherChildrenMeMomProudYou

No man was ever wise by chance.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

WisdomManWiseChanceEver

It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it.

Joseph Joubert

BetterDebateSettleQuestionThan

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate.

Donald Trump

LoveBeautifulReal EstateRealJust

I knew what my times were and how my practices were progressing and how close I was to the goals I had set for the year. I swam hard. I always swam hard. If I didn't, I knew I would pay for it either the next day or the next meet.

Debbie Meyer

GoalsDayYearMeetHardPay

I would rather fall flat on my face than try to just make a quick dollar by making music that fits into the radio format right now. It does nothing for me.

Ariel Rechtshaid

MusicMeFaceFallNothingTry

I like to buy girls shoes and jewelry. I buy stupidly expensive shoes. I got Louboutins for my mom and my girlfriend before. My mom was like, 'I can't wear these; they're too high.' I was like, 'Mom, you have to try them - they're so cool. They're red snakeskin!' She still wears them every so often, but she can't walk in them.

Ansel Elgort

ShoesWalkRedCoolMomJewelry

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