John Mulaney Quotes

The difficulty of getting a movie made through a major studio is so extreme that when a movie comes out, everyone should give it four stars because it was accomplished.

John Mulaney

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StarsEveryoneOutThroughGive

Microsoft isn't stupid.

Jesse Schell

StupidMicrosoft

I really don't think there's a lack of good will between members of the parties. I go back a long way with a lot of Republicans, so I don't think it's personal. But there does seem to be a much greater gap in both the philosophy and emphasis on partisan victories as opposed to policy development.

John Yarmuth

GoodThinkPhilosophyLongBackGo

I want to be the Cecil B. DeMille of science fiction.

Steven Spielberg

ScienceWantScience FictionFiction

I can't stand Tiger Woods. He is the most selfish man I've ever played golf with.

Stewart Rahr

ManSelfishWoodsStandGolfTiger

I did not take a calculus course until my second year of college.

Robert Coleman Richardson

CollegeYearTakeSecondCourseDid

I don't take anything that I read in the newspaper at face value on either side - from anybody.

Josh Hawley

ValueFaceNewspaperSideAnything

You have the biggest impact on controlling, on affecting local lives as mayor. It's so much more important than being a state legislator.

Dick Murphy

ImpactYouImportantMoreMayor

To be a lone filmmaker thousands of miles from home with nobody believing in me, that seems romantic.

Doug Liman

HomeRomanticMeNobodyBelieving

No phone. No pool. No pets. No cigarettes. Ultimate freedom... No longer to be poisoned by civilization, he flees, and walks alone upon the land to become Lost in the Wild.

Christopher McCandless

FreedomAlonePhonePoolLostLand

Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.

Colin Powell

PositiveOptimismForcePerpetual

My family know not to get me any tech for Christmas. I can never get it to work, and it all becomes very tearful and pressurised.

Peter Capaldi

WorkFamilyMeI CanKnowChristmas

Literature is the ditch I'm going to die in. It's still the thing I care most about.

Thomas McGuane

CareDieLiteratureGoingDitch

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