John Mulaney Quotes

Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for.

John Mulaney

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HomeAloneGratefulI AmRoadLong

The question is not, 'Do you have a problem?' The question is, 'Does the problem have you?'

Joel Osteen

ProblemYouQuestionDoes

For me, I think the Lord wanted me to win to put a smile on Chinese people's faces.

Michael Chang

SmilePeopleMeWinThinkLord

I seem to spend a minimum of eight hours a day in transit of some sort or another... that's eight hours of your life gone. People always ask if I suffer from jet lag, but it's kinda become really normal for me... Although the jet lag does become a factor and you're pretty much always tired.

Skrillex

LifeDayTiredPeopleMeYou

If you saw me in 'The King and I,' I had that angelic, virginal face.

Rita Moreno

KingMeFaceYouSawHad

I had a lot of trouble speaking as a kid. I didn't really speak in coherent sentences until I was, like, 6 years old. There was a long time where everybody was very worried, because my sisters were so advanced for their age, and I would barely talk.

Ronda Rousey

AgeTimeSpeakLongTroubleTalk

There's always room to improve in a restaurant. A restaurant is better or worse every day than it was the day before. It's impossible not to be, because it's human.

Michael Mina

DayImpossibleRestaurantBetter

Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later, win a little more.

Louis L'Amour

WinVictoryNowMoreGroundLittle

I knew there was an old axe down cellar; that is all I knew.

Lizzie Andrew Borden

DownOldAxeKnewCellar

I love the outdoor festival feeling.

Joshua Bell

LoveFeelingFestivalOutdoorI Love

It's true in most movies I don't use my own voice.

Christopher Walken

VoiceMoviesTrueMy OwnOwnMost

I wish I was harder; I wish I didn't care so much about being the nice girl all the time because a lot of the time people can take kindness for weakness, so I wish I had a little bit more 'oomph' in me.

Tyra Banks

KindnessGirlTimePeopleMeWish

A good designer must rely on experience, on precise, logic thinking; and on pedantic exactness. No magic will do.

Niklaus Wirth

GoodExperienceThinkingDesignWill

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