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Joel McHale Quotes

I couldn't read the way that other students read, so I would just cheat, which, in my silly brain, I was like, 'This is a skill that I'm developing - how to just get around everything!'

Joel McHale

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 20, 1971

Topics

Brain Silly Skill Way Everything

Whatever you cannot understand, you cannot possess.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You Understand Whatever Cannot

Everything that came to me, in terms of the ritzier side of performing, was a plus.

John Hurt

Me Everything Side Performing Plus

America will honor our treaty obligations.

John R. Allen

Honor America Will Treaty Our

I literally change my phone number 10 times a year and I don't ever save my contacts.

Rob Kardashian

Change Year Phone Phone Number Save

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

Ruby Wax

Fun Serious Anything Would Like Too

A person might see that I've blurbed a certain book and decide they want nothing to do with it! Like, 'If that reprobate Toews likes it, forget it!' So, it's a crapshoot. But it feels good to be able to praise a book that I love or that has been written by a new writer.

Miriam Toews

Love Good Book Person New Forget

A lot of people when I walk into meetings are like, 'Come on, let's talk more about 'X-Men.' What's it like to be Havok?' It certainly has been opening a lot of doors.

Lucas Till

Walk People Meetings Doors Talk

The root of the evil is not the construction of new, more dreadful weapons. It is the spirit of conquest.

Ludwig von Mises

Evil Construction New Spirit More

In a multipolar world, there must be more powers capable of taking responsibility, the U.S. and Europe must be able to unite to achieve peace in the Middle East.

Dominique de Villepin

Responsibility Peace World Achieve

People who want to be singers can be nurtured and taught, and they can make great strides. But, the truth is, if you are completely tone deaf, it is never going to happen for you. It's just a reality of life. It's like me thinking I can be an Olympic swimmer. It ain't gonna happen!

Diana DeGarmo

Life Truth Great People Me Thinking

I used to sit in bed at night and flip through design-school catalogs. I found out that Parsons accepted a small number of high school juniors, so I applied my sophomore year and got in.

Chris Benz

School Night Small High School Year

You either become like your parents or you become the opposite of your parents. And I like to think that I'm the opposite of my parents.

Chelsea Handler

Parents Think You Become Opposite