Joel McHale Quotes

The editors and the creators of 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' they are so good at casting and at finding these young, beautiful lunatics to go on the show.

Joel McHale

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GoodBeautifulFindingGoYoung

Absolute faith can blind you to the consequences of the actions you allow. It can tell you it's okay to drop bombs on another country, or that it's okay to hate a group of people such as homosexuals.

Andrew Denton

FaithHatePeopleBlindYouCountry

Imagine young people would grow up with the feeling that you have to be a hero to do your human duty. I am afraid nobody would ever help other people, because who is a hero?

Miep Gies

HeroI AmPeopleGrowHelpYou

I have so much respect for television actors and directors. We're on set doing 16-hour days, and that's just what we do.

Michelle Borth

RespectDoingTelevisionDaysJust

I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management.

Michelle Williams

GoodTimeCoffeeManagementWeird

By the end of his life, one has a far easier time picturing Hugh Hefner buying his girlfriend a comfy pair of slippers than one of the satin corsets the Bunnies used to wear.

Monica Hesse

LifeTimeEndGirlfriendBuyingFar

The reason that fish form schools, birds form flocks, and bees form swarms is that they are smarter together than they would be apart. They don't take a vote; they don't take a poll: they form a system. They are all interactive and make a decision together in real time.

Louis B. Rosenberg

TimeDecisionTogetherBirdsFish

I did seven indies because the independent market used to be a lot better before all the stars were doing independents. As a beginning actor, that's where you started.

Josh Holloway

StarsBeginningBetterDoingYou

I get crushes on directors because they are so brilliant.

Dorothy Malone

BrilliantBecauseGetDirectors

I'm a can-do conservative, and I just love the job, and I think I'm going to get re-elected.

Chuck Fleischmann

LoveJobThinkConservativeGoing

I think all in all, one thing a lot of plays seem to be saying is that we need to, as black Americans, to make a connection with our past in order to determine the kind of future we're going to have. In other words, we simply need to know who we are in relation to our historical presence in America.

August Wilson

FuturePastWordsSayingThinkKnow

The success of any great moral enterprise does not depend upon numbers.

William Lloyd Garrison

SuccessGreatNumbersMoralDepend

Live what you support online; do things.

Petra Collins

LiveSupportYouThingsOnline

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