Joel McHale Quotes

With 'The Soup,' obviously it has to be totally scripted out, and then, within that, I improvise punchlines and sometimes setups if I can't read the teleprompter properly.

Joel McHale

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It's nice to be able to work; I'd love to be able to do another TV show I could do in Chicago so I could live and work in the same place. It's hard being a parent and being in a good marriage, and it all takes a lot of work, but if you're not there you can't do any of it.

Joan Cusack

WorkLoveGoodMarriageLiveParent

Talent grips us. We are overtaken by the beauty of Michelangelo's sculpture, riveted by Mariah Carey's angelic voice, doubled over in laughter by the comedy of Robin Williams, and captivated by the on screen performances of Denzel Washington.

John C. Maxwell

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I am an actor. I love acting, and I absolutely love what I do, but I don't want it to be every waking hour.

Maxine Peake

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My mother died of cystic fibrosis before I knew her. I was two years old, and I don't remember her. I do remember, though, when it was just my father and me, before he met the woman who would become the mother who raised me, before my younger sister, Gillian. It was just the two of us, and he was my whole world.

John Lloyd Young

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I am one of the few men honest enough to say they do not understand women.

Robert Menzies

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I do think that we are facing a crisis in our democracy. As true patriots, each and every one of us has to speak up, speak out, and change those in charge. Our democracy depends upon it.

Robert Greenwald

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I just want everyone to know that 20,000 gun laws in the United States are unconstitutional. They infringe on your right to protect your life, the lives of your loved ones, and your property.

Michael Badnarik

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I can't think of any sentiment which is finer than being in a position to give people something they like. I love giving, I am rather embarrassed at receiving.

Trevor McDonald

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Detroit is part of my family and part of my life, my home.

Miguel Cabrera

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Your face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office.

Julia Roberts

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I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.

Jay Leno

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I have two mini dachshunds, Lola and Charlie.

Jason Day

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