American - Comedian | August 11, 1967 -
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
Joe Rogan
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I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.
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Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.
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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
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Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
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I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
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I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
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