American - Comedian | August 11, 1967 -
But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
Joe Rogan
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I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
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I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
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Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
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What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.
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So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It's so fun, and it's given me the opportunity to have three-hour conversations with people I wouldn't have otherwise been able to talk to. When I talked to Maynard Keenan from Tool, I almost couldn't believe it was happening.
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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
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