American - Comedian | August 11, 1967 -
Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.
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I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.
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As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.
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The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
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Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
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Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.
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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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People for the most part can smell lies.
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