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Jimmy Carr Quotes

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: english
Birth: September 15, 1972

Topics

Simple Snake Laugh Country Ladder

If you eat every two hours, your body doesn't really hold much fat, and it actually speeds up your metabolism.

Fat You Body Your Body Eat Up

Command those that govern your house before all you household that they keep careful watch that all your household, within and without, be faithful, painstaking, chaste, clean, honest and profitable.

Robert Grosseteste

You House Clean Faithful Within

I always dreamed of being a voice in a Disney movie, and even in those dreams, I never once dreamed of being a princess. I just wanted to be a voice.

Anika Noni Rose

Dreams Voice Princess Never Always

My music is tonally based. There is plenty of dissonance, but it's used as a contrast. There is polytonality at times and a lot of rhythmic interplay.

Music Contrast Used Based Plenty

The whole tax code should be looked at, all the way from farm subsidies to carried interest to - to corporate loopholes, because we really need to raise more revenue.

Stephen Pagliuca

Farm Tax Way More Need Revenue

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

Home Baseball Driving Who Like Gets

On Veterans Day, I can't help think of my uncles who volunteered for the service after fleeing a brutal regime in the Dominican Republic. They hadn't been in America long, but they were already so grateful for its opportunities that they were eager to serve.

Service Day Grateful Opportunities

I had read the novel and I had heard David Lean was going to direct it - and it came as a surprise to me because American actors, if given the chance, can do style as well as anybody and speak as well as anybody.

Style Me Chance Speak Surprise Well

I always like to play. I cannot sit down and see what's going to happen, because it's boring.

Down Play Boring Always See Happen

My parents taught me to react quickly when temptation comes and to say 'No!' instantly and emphatically. I recommend that same counsel to you. Avoid temptations.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

Parents Me You Temptation Say React

People die from typewriters falling on their heads.

People Die Falling Heads

The British have slang words, as we do, but it was fun.

Words Fun British Slang

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