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Jimmy Carr Quotes

You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.

Jimmy Carr

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: english
Birth: September 15, 1972

Topics

Experience World You Want Disability

I used to think that losing made you more hungry and determined but after my success at the Olympics and the U.S. Open I realise that winning is the biggest motivation.

Andy Murray

Success Losing Winning Think You

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

Steve Carell

Children Smart Child Brain Stupid

I enjoy domestic life. Cooking gives me great pleasure, especially if I can chop vegetables slowly and think about what I'm doing and dream a little about this and that.

Siri Hustvedt

Life Great Cooking Me Think Doing

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.

Roger Zelazny

Better Die You Company Than About

It's a big con job. We have sold the myth of Dublin as a sexy place incredibly well; because it is a dreary little dump most of the time.

Roddy Doyle

Time Job Sexy Place Con Big

We have had scarce investment in women... One of my tasks is that everyone spends much more on women.

Michelle Bachelet

Women Investment More Everyone Tasks

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money.

Donald Trump

Money Worth Too Much Need Far Much

I have women coming up to me and saying: 'I love your character! She's so empowered. She takes control; she gets what she wants.' That's another side of her. And I respect that in Joan. She says and does things that I would never allow myself to do.

Christina Hendricks

Love Women Character Respect Myself

'Jurassic Park' doesn't belong to America; it belongs to the whole world.

Colin Trevorrow

World America Park Belong Whole

Observation is a passive science, experimentation an active science.

Claude Bernard

Science Observation Active Passive

Acting is all about timing. I mean, who has better timing than the MCs?

Coolio

Better Acting Timing Mean Who Than

The Republican party does have a lot of work to do. But changing our principles is not a winning strategy. We need to modernize, not moderate.

Bobby Jindal

Work Winning Strategy Party Need