English - Comedian | September 15, 1972 -
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
Jimmy Carr
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I don't see myself as offending people.
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I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
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The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.
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It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.
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I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
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The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.
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Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
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There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.
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It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.
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The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.
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I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.
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