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Jen Kirkman Quotes

American - Comedian | August 28, 1974 -

I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night. I try to make humor out of that situation.

Life Love Home Humor Mind Night

Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker, never to take a romantic stroll on the beach or attend a Morrissey concert ever again. They're just using birth control.

Romantic Beach Control Friends Talk

Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny.

Funny Business Girl You Stage Bring

I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves.

Good Feeling Good Doing Thoughtful

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

Family Happy Comedy Now Separation

Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

Face Pool Rewarding Very Parenthood

I rarely have out-of-town visitors because you have to do things like take them around L.A.

You Things Take Because Like Around

I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.

Love Respect Myself Seriously Try

People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women.

Women Perspective Woman People Think

We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.'

Women Story Think Laugh Will Out

What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types.

People Comedy Place Now Top Dice

By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died.

Time Doing Club Started Scene Had

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