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Jen Kirkman Quotes

American - Comedian | August 28, 1974 -

I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tasted like a bowl of butter. I love my mom's brownies. My favorite thing about both of those recipes is that someone else made them for me.

Love Good Memories Me Mom Someone

As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public debate - I've been told over and over again that I will 'change my mind' about not wanting kids.

Change Age Woman Mind Debate Will

Asking questions about why I don't want kids is really none of your business, but at least it's a dialogue.

Business Questions Want Why Asking

Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make.

Commitment Child You Lifetime Make

I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.'

Beautiful Joy Parents Think Feel

Sometimes I feel like if two parents were given $100, and a child-free person was given $100, everyone would assume that the parents would invest their money wisely because they're smart. And people like me would just go buy candy.

Money Smart Parents People Me Feel

Parents talk a lot about how much strength and dedication it takes to raise a child. I think it also takes a lot of strength and dedication to carve out a life that doesn't seem normal to anyone else.

Life Strength Dedication Parents Out

The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians.

Women Think Comedy Doing Comedians

I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some male comics.

More Different Than Some Comics

I still have to work paycheck to paycheck. Being in show business doesn't indicate that you're a 'success,' in my opinion.

Work Success Business Opinion You

Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time.

Time Doing Camera Long Long Time

If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that.

Lie People Sometimes Will Write

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