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Jen Kirkman Quotes

Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 28, 1974

Topics

Face Pool Rewarding Very Parenthood

Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I vow to follow the gospel of her teachings and do my very best in the remarkably less glamorous kitchen of my own home... without the luxury of magically appearing prep bowls filled by a staff of sous chefs.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Home Best Dinner Kitchen Luxury

We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.

People Better Mouth House Born

I love hard political debate and I love beating somebody on a political point but what I'm more frustrated by is the politics where you play the man not the politics.

Love Politics Man Political You

Walt had a marvelous intuition. And because he understood people very well, liked them and had great respect for people, there was nothing cynical about Walt.

Respect Great People Nothing Cynical

I am sure future historians will say the biggest and most astonishing change in politics has been the embracing of all the tenets of Thatcherism by the party of Keir Hardie: trade union legislation, Europe, the replacement of Trident, 10 per cent tax for people who have made millions from their companies.

Change Future Politics I Am People

I started out doing improvised voices when I started working in a program where I read for kids in schools. I had some kids and they asked me if I would mind doing it. I was very happy to do it. That's where I got my training before I went to the public. I did that for several years. It was actually the best vocal training I could have had.

Best Training Happy Mind Me Doing

I had more fun making Traffic than either of the Ocean's films.

Steven Soderbergh

Ocean Fun Traffic More Than Either

Fourteen-year-old boys are not part of a well-regulated militia. Members of wacky religious cults are not part of a well-regulated militia. Permitting unregulated citizens to have guns is destroying the security of this free state.

Free Security Guns Wacky Religious

I'm sure most parents read to their children to explain what certain things mean. So books are a good way to convey a message to anybody. Everybody reads.

Good Children Parents Way Mean Sure

In the issue war in Iraq, it was very clear to me that the policies that were being espoused by neoconservatives were totally devoid of substance - but they marketed it wonderfully.

Joseph C. Wilson

War Me Being Clear Substance Very

But we discovered that, although I liked publishing, the commercial side meant nothing at all to me.

Me Nothing Side Publishing Liked

I sang the 'Kim Possible' song for their cartoon series 'Kim Possible'.

Christina Milian

Song Possible Cartoon Series Sang

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