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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

American - Comedian | September 6, 1958 -

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

New York People New Want Million La

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

People Say Always Used Southern IQ

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

Family Good People Rest Traveled

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

Family Good Wife I Am Effort Bad

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

Me Mad More Years Stuff Made

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

Life Whole Lot Really Require

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

Step People Pride First Step First

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

Together Weird House White Kind Try

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

Morning Watches Discovery Know Why

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

Learning Time Weird Mad Same

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

Yourself Think Loser Old Hard Years

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

Brain Think You Something Get Your

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