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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

American - Comedian | September 6, 1958 -

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

Ugly People Someone You Seen Get

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You Television Redneck Top Working

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

School Happy People Writing Doing

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

Thought Doing Somebody Hated Ought

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

Daughter Giving Silly Down Summer

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

Love God Me Comedy Given Platform

I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre.

Game Thought Now Never Show Would

I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. That's the guys I'd rather go talk to. I'd rather take my act outside the church.

Homeless Bible Church Doing Week Go

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