American - Comedian | August 18, 1952 -
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
Elayne Boosler
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'
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Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.
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We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
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Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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Horse racing is waning in popularity.
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I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'
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