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Elayne Boosler Quotes

American - Comedian | August 18, 1952 -

There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.

Work Outside Afraid Comedians Who

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

Death Think Die Clothes Want About

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

Women Myself Men Think Audience Act

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

Funny Job Remember Choice Never Kid

I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.

Art America You Museum Cards Go

I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what, 10, 12 years to live?

Live Basketball Game Find Three Out

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

Cute People Animals Eat General

I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible for release, only to find they have been senselessly killed by overzealous pound workers.

You Find Animals Names Tell Workers

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

Money Losing Choice Real Informed

I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naive hope.

Love Hope Caring Youth Moving Wall

Here is what is needed for Occupy Wall Street to become a force for change: a clear, and clearly expressed, objective. Or two.

Change Wall Street Become Clearly

While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips.

Space Place Lost New Young First

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