American - Actor | May 23, 1961 -
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
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Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
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I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
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I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.
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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
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'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
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I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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