American - Actor | May 23, 1961 -
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.
Drew Carey
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
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I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.
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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
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Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.
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I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.
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My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.
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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
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