American - Actor | May 23, 1961 -
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
Drew Carey
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
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People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
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Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
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I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.
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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
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