American - Comedian | May 8, 1926 - April 6, 2017
I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.
Don Rickles
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My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances.
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I write my own tweets.
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If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.
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I've been to Philadelphia a lot of times over the years, playing the old Celebrity Room and most of the other clubs around there that don't exist anymore.
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Sinatra was somebody special.
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Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.
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To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always been fantastic.
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Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I'm a priest.
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In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.
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I've never had a written script.
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Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.
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