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Don Rickles Quotes

American - Comedian | May 8, 1926 - April 6, 2017

To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.

Life Great Me Stand Up Chance Stand

It takes many years to be a great comedian.

Great Years Many Comedian Takes

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

Light Problem Know Fix Midnight How

Funny is funny.

I still have drive, but everything is relative.

Drive Everything Still Relative

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

Energy Dogs Big Expenses Because

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

Walk Doctor Think Quit Therapy Out

You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.

Energy You Lose Excitement Audience

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

Today Beginning People Me Night You

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

Fun Kid Always Out Guy Insecurities

When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit.

Life Mother God Soul School Me

I always say, when you're onstage you can't please everybody. I'm sure there are people who may not take to what I do, but that's okay. Thank God the majority are in my corner.

God People Thank God You Say Okay

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