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Don Rickles Quotes

American - Comedian | May 8, 1926 - April 6, 2017

My whole act is off the top of my head.

Top Head Act Whole Off

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

Attitude Humor Personality Comedy

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

Humor Politics Political Talk Never

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

Funny Stand Up Stand Find Know Say

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

People Career Down Know Done Never

When I'm onstage, I'm acting.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

You Gym My Own Jokes Own Sell

I was a mother's boy.

In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know.

Today Day You Television Know Over

I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And it was tough to come out of a saloon and to get in films, and to maintain an image, you know.

Tough Think Trying You Know Milk

I told jokes badly.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

Situation I Can Joke Tell Cannot

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